Cambodia...There and hopefully back again

Well let's just say getting here was a bitch...  The overnight train was an experience to be sure, hotter than holy hell and cramped up in a ball the entire night... Yuk, then it was a treck to the boarder complete with police raid of ilegals off the bus... But not to worry the boarder itself was a breeze... Go talk to this scammer and that scammer, yell at the tuktuk driver to get to the boarder, bribe the actual immigration police, and get a body scan... Then hop into a taxi... Which means an unmarked camrey filled with 9 of your closest khimer friends... And bounce along listening to the latest in khimer discotech until u reachthe city... Not there yet, migrate from one end of the city to the other where you get the chance to hop into the back of a pickup with 28 new palls, yes I counted three times, this 28 of course on top o the 12 in the cab... When you reach that remote village, slap on the roof and hop out, make your way to the guesthouse to wash the baby crap and toddler puke of your legs and face, oh yah, and the adult spittle that didn't quite make it past your face at the 35mph... Woot you did it, now sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice nights sleep filled with wedding music, bugs, and copious amounts of sweat... I ruv this country!